A mouse on a cruise in the ocean
Invented a marvellous potion
When drunk you grew hairy
And lengthened your tail if
you drank it, augmenting the dosage.
A penis is but an illusion.
To have one won’t make you less foolish.
It’s hyped up by media,
But never gets seen much
The penis, an organ deluded.
A booger that’s thick as it’s wet is
A nugget so why not digest it
With chips or in salsa
It’s fat-free and hole meal
Which puts it far higher than lettuce.